GANGSTA DWI

From Gods to the lesser mortals.

Since we are talking about the common man, I would like to be in the good books of this guy. We call him bhai, the world knows him as…..

Dwivedi:

Although he is known by many aliases like sabse chota rajan, da-wood ibrahim, killer kamina, paka harami etc., but we prefer the bhai.

It is very difficult to predict where he is this moment. Could be in vasco, Monaco or bettiah, but wherever he is, people treat him with semi-god status. The Interpol is after him with a cash reward of 100 million quids on his head. Been a gangsta, homie all his life.

His rendezvous with crime started at a very tender age. He was one of the rare jewels that we were very sure of. People who met him or knew him could see something great in him straightaway. And haven’t they been correct. Bhai ka bol bala duniya bhar main hai.

He has had the rare distinction of getting a stick from almost all of the teachers in Vidyapith. Even the paralytic Ashok da spanked him. Sorry bhai, but it was a lot of fun. Today when we talk about you, we often conclude that maybe that was one of the causes of unraveling the talent that was dormant in you.

He is revered and respected by one and all. The blood of the Corleone family runs in his vein. He is surely the most genuine and famous product in the famous Sicilian mafia family. Humare bhai.

I remember when bhai had come with rest of my friends in Kota after watching the super hit movie Janaasheen starring fardeen khan. Bhai was very pissed by the movie. The movie had a good hype to it. So everybody had expectations from the movie but I guess no one liked it. And bhai is a super actor and mimic. He came and we (all those who didn’t see the movie) begged him to tell us the story of the flick. What followed made me laugh so hard that I fell on the floor from my chair. Bhai started to talk in afghani, as in the movie, and made so much fun of the movie with the occasional swearing of the movie and fardeen. Awesome. Still remember that night.

It’s been a wonderful journey of 7 years with bhai. The complex and never ending issue of father and son relationship with Ankit was a story in its own in Kota and we all would love to discover the conclusion of it before we die. My spirit will not rest until I know the answer to it.

His love affair with Anchal is something that cannot be discussed here. For details call him personally, but at our own risk. And please be careful. Don’t tread the forbidden path.

Bless us bhai. May your hand be always on my head.