Mrinal
Disclaimer: whatever follows, is not my sole creation, thought. Abhipreet is as much to blame as I am. In fact it was he who came up with the juiciest ideas, funniest stories and forgotten incidents. Since I wanted to pay tribute to you, the mud-slinging is on me, but only partially.
There are very few things that can be made fun of when we talk about Mrinal. But as they say it’s better to be master of something than being a jack of all trades. Mrinal was the master of being semi-blind, of wearing inch thick glasses and carrying it with so much panache that all of us with perfectly normal vision envied him. All those who are reading this and wondering how much it could be, I want you to guess the power of his glasses. It was 9 when he was in vidyapith. He would sit in the same bench with two others who had powers of 5 and 7. Ask Mrinal who they were. I mean can you possibly beat it. It has been told to me, that one day this far sighted dude went to a lab in IIT and was doing some experiment, he complained to the lab attendant that he could not see something; the lab assistant humorously told him that if she could see it with a power of 8, how could he not? There is one in a million chances that she (the lab assistant), would hear the following “mera power 9 hai”. I guess we all have days when we embarrass ourselves and still laugh about it. It was the lab assistants turn that day.
Mrinal has had many “smacking” incidents in vidyapith. I do not think there is any which one which is more popular than the Nandy da “did you see the C” incident? I have always shared, heard, thought about it and found myself laughing or grinning. That day Mrinal was chased like a mouse and beaten till he turned red and blue. I don’t want to detail you on the incident; we all very well know what it was. One more incident that comes to my mind is as follows. It was perfectly clear day. Nandy da (again) was in the class distributing examination papers or teaching us something. Mrinal had somehow not scored well and was beaten with the duster and was asked to kneel down next to Nandy da himself. Someone else was called, only to be busted. Mrinal who had just had his share, and was kneeling, started to laugh, pitying the guy who was about to get it. Most of the days people show this kind of audacity and somehow get away with it. But when its not ones day, nothing wrong goes unnoticed. Nandy da saw Mrinal laughing and smacked him all the more harder this time. We could not stop laughing.
Mrinal’s relationship to calculus is what our relationship to an adult magazine is. It always excited him and he could never get enough of it. Maybe this why when the very irritating SSB da observed that in his calculus class (ya, we had lectures on calculus in class 9) that only Mrinal showed the potential and understanding to comprehend all of that at such a young age, we could imagine why. He also had this unique was of writing as the whole bench rocked when he scribbled his calculus in his notebooks. I remember when we were voting for our class captain in class 10, it was Mrinal that we wanted. When the results were announced, Mrinal was a clear winner. He was so lost in his calculus that he never knew that he had won. He had to be shaken from his calculus-fixation and appreciate what we had just done for him.
Mrinal was and always been a great sportsman. His bowling and football skills have been his forte. The flight of his bowl could bore a batsman to sleep. His enthusiasm and excitement after sighting a football was irrespective of the times he could actually put his foot to the ball. “Football dekh ke uska 90 ho jata tha” summarizes the emotion very well. The legendary Pele is his role model, Ronaldinho his favorite student.
In IIT Bombay he was also labeled as a gay. I am do not believe that, cause to mistake a guy for a girl one has to be completely blind, or that is what I think.
Mrinal used to also take singing lessons in school. Maybe he would see some calculus relationship to these melodies because otherwise it would be a complete waste of time for him. He sure must have had something in that always-working-brain of his.
Today this guy is teaching young aspiring IIT hopefuls to get into the prestigious college and doing a very good job. Dude there have been few that have always been fun and cool and still done wonders with their talents, you are one of those. “See” Ya.
See Ya =))
ReplyDeleteN i did not cm up with ne ideas saale.. I just provided stories.
hilarious hai, dil khush ho gaya
mrinal se comment lena padega...
ReplyDelete“Football dekh ke uska 90 ho jata tha”....maast tha veeru.... :D
ReplyDeleteless description about Mrinal's 90 properties.Probably in vidyapith history only Jaydev (one year senior) had the ability to match him.
ReplyDeleteDuring plus two his third leg earned him the title of 'saanpa', SG and ritesh being as his biggest fan.
Mrinal was also known for his 'freshest Close up breath' in the morning which could repel you even from metres away! rajiv banka was another fellow with this property.
Both these properties earned him the title of Naagraj!
Coming to the more serious side, we used to have very good discussions during plus two time. That time he came up as the unofficial fourth teaching faculty of the iconic Param coaching. He used to fill in the long hours when joshi, vikash etc used to 'bunk' providing entertaining 'learning sessons'. I never got to attend one!
But nobody could guess the wildest of thing that Mrinal will enter the coaching field! Probably the early stimulus egged you on. And what is more he is trying to lure me into this esoteric field!
Jokes apart, Mrinal is one of the most bombastic geniuses I have ever seen!
My message to him:
Mrinal, apni coaching mein bandiyan ek se ek admit karna.
Bas padhate waqt apna 90 sambhal ke rakhna.
Aadab...waiting for ur comments
I think that 'someone else' in the nandy da beating was me.
ReplyDeleteI recalled this incident in plus two farewell on which Nandy da got emotional 'we always feel bad after using the stick; whatever we do is thinking of your good only'
Vibhor you do some hard writing man! You have the sarcasm in you.
ReplyDeletethank you.. sarcasm is what i am good at..
ReplyDeleteyaar you forgot that in nandy da's class,mrinal had laughed at you....tuhin had written your roll no.in place of his...and you had already got a solid beating before nandy da had realised his mistake
ReplyDeleteAbout the Nandy da spanking Mrinal incident, Vibhor himself must have had the bad luck of his lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI shall narrate here the full story of that eventful class.
- Nandy da calls up people one after another, and beats up anyone who has scored low marks in Physics, with cane/duster with whatever power he could muster.
- Mrinal is called, and subjected to a few dusters and made to kneel down. Obediently, in fear of getting beaten more if he delays the inevitable, Mrinal kneels down, eyes fixed to the ground.
- Roll number 37 is called up, Vibhor goes and is spanked to an extent that leaves him teary-eyed and red-assed. He finally gets to have a look at his paper, and shouts back, "This is not my paper, Suman has written his roll number incorrectly." Heartbroken, Vibhor returns to his seat, muttering a few non-mentionables for Suman and Nandy da.
- Suman gets up, walks in his usual confused-scientist style, people start laughing as he and Vibhor cross each other, each looking at the other with amazement, one in disgust and the other in is-it-my-fault-I-don't-care-anyways.
- As all laugh, Mrinal can't stop giggling himself, but unfortunately is spotted by Nandy da, who thunders, "Aye Mrinal, you are kneel down and still laughing". Mrinal is beaten almost to death, as he shouts and runs and spits tears on his glasses. After the ordeal is finally over, he obediently kneels down again.
- Meanwhile, Suman takes advantage of the commotion around, and escapes untouched.
- 2 or 3 people are spanked in between, as roll number 37 is called again. Vibhor gets up again in hope of having borne the brunt already, and escape unscathed this time around. Nandy da, however forgets the earlier showdown, and Vibhor is tortured, yet again.
(It was so very nice to be a part of the audience that day, the events still evoke unstoppable laughter)
ya word to word as it happened.... awesome.. i laugh today thinking about the day when i cried...
ReplyDeleteyou all have forgot the incident in the shivananda dham....let me narrate it....
ReplyDeleteit was fine sunday after noon... and as usual most of us were sleeping......but parivesh the restless one thought of doing some prank on mrinal......he took out his spectacles and put some powder on his face and drew a mustache.....and exchanged his glass with some one else's....unknowingly when he woke up....he could not see anything and was thinking that he was still in his dream(which is why there was a tent between his legs)......then after a good ten minutes he realized that spectacles where lighter....he came to know that it was not his....and then he put it down and went searching for his.....with the make up still on.....he searched like a blind man...or like a lunatic.....which was of great amusement to rest of us......at last parivesh pitied him....and return his spectacles....carrying which he went to the bathroom to wash his face.....when he saw himself in the mirror.he shouted so loud.....and he came running for parivesh as if to kill him..........
Hey and how come everyone of you forgot to mention his super natural powers" the VISH FUNKAR"...the power given to him by Nagraaj himself........you would surely be dead have to got even a tinge of it....
And not to mention his henglami......not at the top...
I have the great opportunity to attend his classes...which was a fun but nevertheless we learn a lot from him....and he was our guide those days.....
A great guy and a genius being.....a good friend to have.....
Where is mrinal! Usko lagta hai batana parega yeh blog padhne ko.
ReplyDeleteguess he has already read this post..
ReplyDeletei talked 2 a colleague of his d other day, who was mentioning this post all d while..
btw, abhiket, mast incidents yaad kiye ho.. mazaa aa gaya
who coined this word 90( some1 is giggling:p)!! Without Mrinal, this word would have vanished in the air.
ReplyDeleteMarnold was as sharp as a tack, as blind as a bat, as enthusiastic as a girl approaching Orgasm, as nerdy as Himself!!
But he was a fun company. Even when he came all the way to Kota , he scared the hell out of us when a nail managed to penetrate his s(ou)l. Had his vengeance, the Naagraj.
Yaar, coaching main mera bhi Jugar laga dena!!
Btw Abhipreet, I can not but sit back and admire your photographic memory and relish your story-telling abilities. Vibhor was spanked but he chose to hide all that under the closet before you decided to spill the beans.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of the 100th slap issued on me by Lal Da and that harpoon by Nandy Da that reverberated all across the study hall!!
i my defence, i didnt want to take the limelight in mrinals post
ReplyDeleteNow, now, that 100th slap was one of the funniest things to have happened in Vidyapith, I am wondering whoever actually thought of counting slaps, must've been a genius. A slap followed by an enthusiastic applause, mast tha yaar.
ReplyDeletei was gone for goa trip which had kept me away from such glorious blog! believe me when i say, lots of these points i now remember only because its written there!! hats off vibhor, and wait for me to get back to everyone .. recently I had even funnier stories .. lemme time those to perfection
ReplyDeletewith regards to nandi da, somehow I always ended up being on the receiving end. Once I was helping Parag in labs. The clever guy that i was, I wasnt even hiding myself. Rest is history.
+2 ke bhi kayi stories hai .. what do u call the tall metallic sticks placed around beds, which are used to tie mosquito-nets. Bikrom and myself were chased by those rods by none other than bipul once while playing cricket. I as usual, tried to evade him by running around .. Bikrom just stood there as if nothing had happened!! Henra da ki bhi infi fodu stories hai..
it would be fun to be regular here .. :)
better late than never. We were missing you buddy!!
ReplyDeleteOn a second read, Mrinal turned gay? Omg!!
ReplyDelete@ Mrinal.. "rest is history"
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha
welcome to your blog...
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